Work

Everyone has to work. Whether you're still studying, it's still work cause your occupation would be 'student'. The government just want every living ass in Singapore to work. Work and work and make the 'Work for reward' scheme looks huge. Theoretically speaking, they just want us to work.

Therefore, there is a series of reason why I work.
I'm no exception. But this time, it's my "president"(mom) in one way or another made me work. Everyone has insured their life by buying policies and insurances from decent looking chaps. My mom got both me and brother each a life policy. She said it will be the only thing we get when she dies and she will spend all her assets before she dies. I would most probably get $25000. That's like a quarter of a million. I reckon that I will only get the money when I'm 50. Okay, so anually, my mom has to pay about $400- $500 and this year, I have to pay it on my own. That's why I work.
Since I'm having the time of my life, I either do nothing or head out and do nothing but spend money. Doing nothing doesn't pay. And doing nothing by spending don't pay too. So it's more intelligent to work and spend later. My wishlist is pilling up and with a fucked'up d*d, it's impossible to get them. So I work.
Instead of doing nothing, I should do something and earn some cash. Time for me to do something. I'm trying out at Tanglin Mall where Jade's working, at The Better Toys Store. Obviously they sell better toys. Haha. Working form 10-9 is messing with my social life. Anyway, I'm going to rich when I work. So who cares? Actually, my mom does.

I had a horrible dream last night. I went back Harbour Front but the place don't look like my dad's at all. My maid told me that my dad and his wife found out about the blog posts[s][ss][sss] about them and calling them phuckus. Then they came back and the word "phuckus" where lingering in their tongues sarcastically. I was dead nervous. No wonder my mom told me to treat my dad better. Damn, god's making me feel guilty.


Don't make me look like a fool in front of him,
cause I ain't buying that shit.
I don't care what yor' playin'.
Don't make me angry and give you a kick.
Things aren't good between us,
I wish you wouldn't make it a fuss.
This time I needed the trust,
if you screw it, it will be phark.

We are the history,
I am not his present.
He don't want me in his future,
he's not my heaven.
I still don't know what game yor' playin'.
Some insane lies you're making.
Don't make me look desperate.
Cause I ain't takin' it.

Don't come to me and act like you're so fly.
Look at the gear you're wearing,
They are worse than anything.
You'll never stand on my ground,
you'll never get to stand ON my ground.

Two headed-snakes don't exist.
You're the first live specimen,
I can hear you hiss

I ain't no fool,
you're in my crew.
Don't make me screw your ass,
and put you in the trash.

Beauty

I had been sleeping real early these few nights; 1 am, 3am that sort of timings. The dark rings hanging unwillingly reminded of how fast I'll age due to really late night sleep and worse, lack of slumber and making me look like a drug addict. In other words, make me look ugly.
Okay, that's rather harsh on myself. Let's do it again. In other words, reduce my sex appeal greatly. LOL.

Speaking of appearance and all, I had just finished reading a book titled "BEAUTY". The book's about how potent a drug beauty can be, how it would drive someone to get rid of fine ladies across the village. Young ladies.
The QUEEN wants to be the Chio Bu of all Chio Boos. So she sent all the Chio Boos in the village to this made-up adademy. In this academy, one asshole called ANDREAS was paid by the Queen to somehow eliminate them by making them eat this special pill called, BEAUTY, lying to them saying that it will make them more beautiful. Instead, the pill made them weak and all, draining them, making them smell and have greasy hair and all that sort of thing. Among these Chio Boos, her daughter, the PRINCESS, was one of them. The Princess, in order to get her mother's attention, became horrid looking with pocked face and ate cloudberry pastries before she went to the academy. Ya, she wanted to kill her own daughter cause she listen to this weirdo, which is supposed to be her Beauty Consultant, tell whether you're beautiful or not by showing you some colours in his eyes. He's passed on by her mother saying that her daughter is a threat to her and will surpass her and all those crap. Suay Suay, the daughter didn't eat the pill and found out about her mother's evil plan. So, she drove her mother to her grave with the Beauty Counsultant's last words, "Your reign is over" Before she died, the Beauty Consultant, being so big mouth said, "Your daughter is the fairest of them all" and got straggled. Hahaha.
Read it. It's by Nancy Butler or something like that.

Haha, tomorrow. Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.

womanizer/manizer?

The world is getting psyched out by the fact that it's people just couldn't figure their own nature gender specifications. They are just lost in their serious minds of the opposite. Or none. Whatever 'side' they had chosen, these people are still respected mortals. Naturally steorotypical people like us should learn to, "hang out with them". I realised, I myself got carried away forgetting that a girl should just learn to sit still with grace and smile confidently.

Time for change,
to never be that same.
To be in someone else's shoes,
no longer want to be a fool.
To feel important, to feel respected.
unable to feel thee, my life affected.

DOTA IS EVIL

Whoever created the game DOTA is[are] definitely hated by mothers, siblings, girlfriends and friends worldwide. This satanic game is should be banned or,

1. Mothers would cry and threaten to jump off buildings cause their child just don't give a fuck about them and would really end their lives cause they will just continue screaming at their computer screens and break their mom's heart.
2. Siblings would fight their nuts off over the computer and start stabbing each other with the keys pulled out from the keyboard. This will make their moms upset as well cause they just fought to their deaths over DOTA and their moms will scream, this is not BROTHERS and SISTERS!
3. Girlfriend will attempt to smash their boyfriend's computer and make him very upset and they might go loco and assassinate their girlfriend and make their girlfriend's mom very upset again. Or, girlfriend will just dump that faggot and look for someone better, so Mr ex-boyfriend will cry and look for his girlfriend and that will be the day the power supply ran out.
4. They would rather stay in their room and play DOTA instead of going with their friend[s]. This will further deteriorate their mental condition and further encourage IMH to bring them back for treatment. This will make their moms very upset as well as no one wants a crazy son. If they are lucky enough and wouldn't need for IMH, they might die due to severe heart attack cause they were unable to 'stun' their opponents and use their 'ulti' and instead of those, they got their heads pawned for gold. Unable to take the blow, had an heart attack. And they die.

So please, I urge moms around the world not to have sons, girlfriends to have regular sex with your boyfriend to keep them off the computer screen, siblings to play hopscotch or ali bom! and friends to talk about the weather instead of what special item to buy in DOTA.

It's 2.19am as I typed out this particular sentence. The reason I'm awake is that I was doing some case studies on Jade and felt hungry so I've decided to prepare something for myself. I contemplated between noodles or bread. I chose bread cause I was lazy to chose Chicken flavour or Sesame Oil flavour. I contemplated between Nutella or Honey or both. Then I chose Nutella cause I was lazy to unwrap the honey. Because of this, bread-choosing incident, I officially hate budget cheapo breads with corny brand names like sunny1! or Top1 or something like that. They are thinly sliced but appeared to be like normal sliced size. The pae[skin] of the bread broke into two when I decided to fold my bread instead of sticking both together. I swore to myself either to get reliable brands like Gardenia or Bounjour. Though they have corny names still, at least they have better qualities. Or, I'll bake my own bread since I have an oven now[=) it's so cool to have an oven okay.] After leaving part of the half eaten bread on the plate, I took another bite. Now it's starting to taste like biscuits.

COPULATED KISS? LOL, ALWIN.

Everyone seems to be going away to some rather random countries and I have one less person to talk cock with. Benjamin, Wei Loon, Bob went to have fun with Kiao Tors, Jian Hao went to Vegas to see some sex bombs in their shiny bling bling bras and big feather things behind their bottoms shaking their booties. Eng's going to Middle East and he had been complaining about staying in Jordon for 7 days, hearing All*h, All*h, All*h everyday, eating kebabs everyday and things like getting bombed and preparing his funeral with an opened coffin to see his rather dismantled body parts. Lol at that boy.

Anyway, I finally met up with my best friend after many full moons at her chalet. It was more than just mass orgy man. When you have a tiny room with 9 people in it and made one idiot crazy, it meant wrestling and random hitting of people with no particular reason. So they made me go loco cause they switched off the lights and I was really near to peeing on the sheets and got fucking pissed when they didn't want to switch them on. After much darkness, the lights came on and I started hitting people. Reason? I don't know too. I just hit them and had some swollen knuckles, pain in some nerve in the wrist and bruised shin. Pillows were flying everywhere and beds were stripped naked off their sheets. People[ash, xin yi, eng] were hiding one little corner fear of getting hit, people were apologizing to me for nothing. Major LOL. It was so funny. I lied about the mass orgy. Haha
Before that, we had Feng Yao screaming to have Big Breakfast. He went home later after learning we were all in deep slumber. No one knew he left.
Plans to go to Escape was a total dick cause it rain the moment we stepped out the gate and Darence predicted that, we just didn't care and insisted so he made us all LL. Well, he's too fat to squeeze back into the gate.

Bangla was still black, so no one cared about him. Haha. He was being very banglish for eating the most at Hei Sushi. Our table[bang, eng, rick and I] competed with the other table[darence, xin yi, grayson, ash, ah teck] for the most number of plates. Obviously our table won. With people like us in our table, it's unbeatable man. They were gorging and I was there, eating as usual like a dog. We had our Twin Tower of plats trashing the other table. Then I had half a mochi and many much watermelons. Haha. The buffet was $13.90++per pax, our table ate about $24++ per person. Hardcore eating man.
That was my little episode at Ash's chalet.


Once a pong a time, there was this pharkur who had an accident with Chris Brown. After all agreements, that pharkur had to compensate CB $300 and $800 worth of repairs and damage for 2 cars. That pharkur wasn't really happy so he went online and started blabbering and accused CB for slandering and cursing him with really words that are not very nice. Also, he had posted things about the workshop about carrot chopping him[overcharging] He created a fuss on a rather popular SG car forum and made this girl behind the screen very pharked'up after reading. So after much frustrations, this girl decided to kill that pharkur. The End.

the new oven

When you have a new oven at home, you would pop anything edible into it and bake it. Trust me, it's an addiction. The anticipation of waiting for the hidden bell in the oven to ring; the melodious TING! Then you have this really weird disorder of opening the oven door every 10 seconds hoping to see and smell something. When it's done, the gush of warm fresh oven air rush against your face and burn your eyes cause you're just plain dumb to put your face too close to it.

Then you have this fetish for baking and start asking your mom to buy some random baking tools like the baking tray, baking tin, basting brush and some cookie cutters. You really want your whisk then, so you would plead your mom to get one for you and she will be like, "You siao ah? Your mother sells a $30 whisk and you wanna buy one here?"

Not long, your brother started asking you some really humpty dumpty questions like, "You know how to bake a cheese cake?" and more humpty dumpty questions. Being so humpty dumpty, you replied "No" and he started firing 'you're-so-dumb' remarks at you and says that even one of his dorkiest friends could bake one. You couldn't take the blow so you told him that you could try. Then he ate your baked pasta.

Now you're cleaning your oven every 2 hours worrying that your grandma could have fed it with some toxins that could be really harsh on the hardcore material. Then you put a "DO NOT CROSS LINE" tape around the oven worrying that your little cousins may have their dirty fingers on it and started turning the knobs and pressing buttons. Then you started to sleep with it.

Weird.

EN EN

I've forgotten about the closest and most important person, RICK NG EN QI. This stupid boy, only thinks about getting in a relationship day in and day out and sometimes makes me feeli like kicking him in the nuts to wake him up a little.

Well, but this boy right here, had been the one who would stand by me without fail and whenever I need him. He's my No. 0 boyfriend and forever he'll be. Darling, please open your eyes wide and look for a girl who would really love you as much as you would to her. I love you.

THANK YOU

3 years in Gyss, not a big deal at first, but the people made it a huge deal.

The very first time stepping into Gyss, hostile environment invited me. It made me wonder if I really made the right choice coming here. People stared at me as if they had never stared before. It was after school hours, so the place was filled with ferocious animals. I'm glad that I survived that.

I was late on the first day of school. I remembered it was P.E and the first person who stared at me was ASHLEY CHUA SI LI. The next person who approached me and talked to me was SHARI CHONG JING ER. Well, I didn't really cared about her at first cause I couldn't be bothered and was wondering if she was making fun of me or something. Days passed, and I've made some friends. I made friends with the few who were more less dangerous, WEE TONG, FELICIA, VIOLET, KIM. I had to sit next to ADELINE for almost every lesson cause she always have an empty seat next to her and I knew why after much lulz. I didn't really bother making any friends and people think I'm some anti-social emo 'i-am-in-a-cult' girl with my haircut. Then I made friends with people sitting around me during Chinese lessons. LOUISE was my partner and sitting behind me was MARTIN who would ask for tissues almost everyday. ZHI PENG and ZETSU was in front of me. Everyday, I would have ZHANGXIN and YOK next to me during morning assembly. They made me feel welcomed everyday. Slowly, I began to love this place.

The very first time I got invited out was to IAN and DARREN YEO's soccer match at Grange Road. Martin invited me, so I went thinking that it would be no harm. DARREN YEO had that look on his face which told me he's danger, so I didn't bother talking to him. Oh, and it was ASHLEY's sister's birthday that day.

Then I was the popular girls' best friend. ASHLEY and SHARI helped me fit in and I made so many friends. It was great.

People in Gyss had given me the best memories ever. Every little bit. From the awesome people to those tacky people whom allowed us to bitch about. How much fun and how much I gained. From Sec2 camp, to Prom Night. Every second and everyday has it's story. Thank you my dearest friends.

[in no special order. I just name whoever comes in mind]
ASHLEY
My best friend for 3 years and counting. Though you won't be able to graduate with us, but still, at least we had been together for 3 years. We had gone through more than ever. Heartbreaks, heart to heart talks, tattooing, shopping, laughing. There was so much. Thanks girlfriend, you're the best.

IAN EE
You made me stronger. Thank you for the soccer matches, your folks and hearing me complain at times. Hopefully we still have that connection.(if you remember what I'm saying=])You still owe me my birthday present, you dick. Haha!

KINGSLEY
You're like the joy in my life! Smacking my thighs every morning, making fun of me, making me laugh, playing with me. I knew you before I was in Gyss and I still remember what you did at Rick's. Haha. You seemed to be the first one who would comfort me when I'm down. Thank you.

SHI QUAN
Well birdie, Chinese lessons brought us closer. You're the one who's always running the errands, and volunteering to help. The kindest bird. Haha. Remember what we told you the other day and bear that in mind.=]

EVELYN
Thanks for teaching me Math even though I take such a long time to understand them.

MARTIN
I still have that text you sent me. and you seemed to be ignoring me and I don't know why.

HAIQAL
The homie, the malay. Haha. We have sooooooooooooo much in common dude. Take care and study hard! (take care of my skateboard too!)

DARYL
Sorry for irritating you during class. Haha.

KENNETH
You have pretty eyes. =]

BOB
You never fail to make me laugh with your Karate SHIIIIKAPAHHHHH!!!!! Hahahaha!!! Thanks for sharing songs, your bag, your iPod with me. Thanks for talking to me in the night on MSN and thanks for dropping my skateboard in the pool. Thank huh...

YA XIANG
I always look up on you LAO DA!=]

ZHANG XIN
My elder sister, my momma. You took care of me so much for the 3 years. We share secrets and we held hands. I respected you a lot and I love you so much! I cannot believe if we weren't friends. My life will be, ......

JIAN HAO
Although you weren't in my class during sec 2, it's a miracle we're so close. Thanks for talking to me in the middle of the night with bob and I. Thanks for sharing so much with me.

JADE
Study hard girl, you do have the potential. Whatever happens at home, it doesn't matter=] You must know there are so many people behind you backing you up. It's been so long since we talked. We have to meet up soon=] Take care.

JOLYN
Hahaha, you can't smack my butt anymore, girlfriend. Climb hard and work well together with Rae and show me both of you can build a strong team. Show Dick Leong too. Haha.

RAE
Hey boyfriend, you know you can do it, you know you will. Go to church, be a good girl and climb hard!=]

YU CHEN
Hee Hee, I think if you drop into the sea next week, you won't drown la. Haha. I appreciated the time we spent during our camp at night. You're the pillar in the team and you're the angel who makes it calm. Thank you. You had been such a great friend!

NICHOLAS LEE
Little rascal, stop skipping training!

BENJAMIN
You climb well and you can climb better=]

WEI WEN
You're going to be in sec3 next year so stop being so blur please!

ALL OTHER OAC JUNIORS
Listen to your seniors, HAZLEE and your teacher in charge!

ARTHUR NG
My brother=] Haha, I wanna thank you for making me feel better when I'm down, making me laugh eating with me during recess and checking on me when I didn't go to school. Thank You

IAN HUAN
Time to open our bakery shop! Haha. We will make bread talk close down and dominate the world with our cakes and pastries!!

KHIAN WEI
You're like another older brother of mine, always taking care of me and asking about me. Thanks for eating with me during recess too and taking care of me.

MIN QUAN
Ah pah! I'll remember your orh bee hoon and you always teasing me!!!

WEI LOON
My homie. You helped me soooooo much and made me feel so much better. Thank you for sharing songs with me, helping me with that, making me laugh. There are so many things I wanna say to you but it's impossible to convey them in words. Thank you so much, you never know how important you are to me!

ZUO YANG
I'm sorry for whatever I've done. I do hope we will be talking like before, eating like before and joking about like before.

BENJAMIN TAN
Haha, so what if we're short huh? Well, you are really good at basketball and no one can deny. Really. Thanks for talking to me too. It's great knowing you. Thank you for still talking to me when I was, you know... And being there was the most important and greatest thing you ever done for me. Thank you!

ZETSU
Hahaha, hope you pass your chemistry, plant.

JIA WEI
POW POW!

RAJA
ALLAAAAAA!

EILENE
Thanks for keeping me company and dealing with that malaysian when he's out of hand! haha

DESMOND
You will have the greatest girlfriend soon! You knock in some sense to me the other time.

ALOY
WHATSUP MAN! Remember that I'm still your 'girlfriend' okay? Don't think that you have your girlfriend you can ignore me ah!

NUCK
Yes. N*gga.

JAYMUS
Study hard. I'll always be here to hear you out when you need me=]

XINYI
It's a pity I only get to know you better the last few months of our secondary school. You taught me how to be a girl. Haha. You're not that bad from what I heard from others. Thank you for encouraging me and making me feel more like a girl. Thank you for helping me out!

DARENCE
You never fail to make me laugh with your Specty-eye look and your sneeze. I mean, who sneezes like that?! Sorry for punching you. Haha. And yes, we should have known each other sooner

GRAYSON
I still have that Garfield you drew for me for my birthday this year! Although you were a little bit of a turn off during sec3, you were much better now. Remember how we used to talk in the middle of the night when we were sec2? Haha.

DARREN ENG
We had been encouraging each other and self denying. Let me tell you this, I'll always hear you out. Sorry for punching you too. haha. You're actually a gentle giant with a mouthful of vocabularies to describe people. haha.

QUIN WENG
You've done too much for me. Thank You! I'll never forget what you've done for me and how much we've been through together.

LIVIA
I will miss you so much! Thanks for the shoes you bought me for my birthday. Take care!

KELLY
You're like the 'mother' of our class. Dealing with all the admin stuff and always helping everyone in the class including me. Thank you!

SHARI
Thanks for being there this 3 years and not leaving me out. Thanks for all the things you've done for me. Thanks for telling me all the nonsense. Thanks for showing me how short skirts can be, ahaha!

WANGKANG
We were once close. All the best to you.

MRS FOO
Thanks for helping me pass math and planning my study timetable.

MR GOH
Thanks for talking to me and counseling me. You're more than just a teacher, a DM. You're more than that. I'm fortunate to be your student.

MS LEONG
Without you, I could have failed Chinese.

HAZLEE
You're the one who encouraged me when my confidence were draining away. Thanks for coaching the team. Thanks for being so great.

ANY OTHER WHOM I MISSED OUT
Thank you, take care, all the best=]

DARREN YEO
I bet you've been trying desperately to find your name. HAHA. Bloody Bangla. You've pulled me through the hardest times. You're more than just a construction worker. =]



I've said my piece and there's more to come when we continue the next phase of our lives. We may not see each other, but I know our friendship last forever. We could be buried next to each other when we die, we never know. Take care dearests. Without you guys, journey through Gyss wouldn't be so exciting, so unforgettable, so KIWEK!

P.S this took me 3 hours.

I'M BACK

I'm back to blogging cause I have so much to say to everyone. Be patient and try to find your name up on my next post soon!=]