DOTA IS EVIL

Whoever created the game DOTA is[are] definitely hated by mothers, siblings, girlfriends and friends worldwide. This satanic game is should be banned or,

1. Mothers would cry and threaten to jump off buildings cause their child just don't give a fuck about them and would really end their lives cause they will just continue screaming at their computer screens and break their mom's heart.
2. Siblings would fight their nuts off over the computer and start stabbing each other with the keys pulled out from the keyboard. This will make their moms upset as well cause they just fought to their deaths over DOTA and their moms will scream, this is not BROTHERS and SISTERS!
3. Girlfriend will attempt to smash their boyfriend's computer and make him very upset and they might go loco and assassinate their girlfriend and make their girlfriend's mom very upset again. Or, girlfriend will just dump that faggot and look for someone better, so Mr ex-boyfriend will cry and look for his girlfriend and that will be the day the power supply ran out.
4. They would rather stay in their room and play DOTA instead of going with their friend[s]. This will further deteriorate their mental condition and further encourage IMH to bring them back for treatment. This will make their moms very upset as well as no one wants a crazy son. If they are lucky enough and wouldn't need for IMH, they might die due to severe heart attack cause they were unable to 'stun' their opponents and use their 'ulti' and instead of those, they got their heads pawned for gold. Unable to take the blow, had an heart attack. And they die.

So please, I urge moms around the world not to have sons, girlfriends to have regular sex with your boyfriend to keep them off the computer screen, siblings to play hopscotch or ali bom! and friends to talk about the weather instead of what special item to buy in DOTA.

It's 2.19am as I typed out this particular sentence. The reason I'm awake is that I was doing some case studies on Jade and felt hungry so I've decided to prepare something for myself. I contemplated between noodles or bread. I chose bread cause I was lazy to chose Chicken flavour or Sesame Oil flavour. I contemplated between Nutella or Honey or both. Then I chose Nutella cause I was lazy to unwrap the honey. Because of this, bread-choosing incident, I officially hate budget cheapo breads with corny brand names like sunny1! or Top1 or something like that. They are thinly sliced but appeared to be like normal sliced size. The pae[skin] of the bread broke into two when I decided to fold my bread instead of sticking both together. I swore to myself either to get reliable brands like Gardenia or Bounjour. Though they have corny names still, at least they have better qualities. Or, I'll bake my own bread since I have an oven now[=) it's so cool to have an oven okay.] After leaving part of the half eaten bread on the plate, I took another bite. Now it's starting to taste like biscuits.