COPULATED KISS? LOL, ALWIN.

Everyone seems to be going away to some rather random countries and I have one less person to talk cock with. Benjamin, Wei Loon, Bob went to have fun with Kiao Tors, Jian Hao went to Vegas to see some sex bombs in their shiny bling bling bras and big feather things behind their bottoms shaking their booties. Eng's going to Middle East and he had been complaining about staying in Jordon for 7 days, hearing All*h, All*h, All*h everyday, eating kebabs everyday and things like getting bombed and preparing his funeral with an opened coffin to see his rather dismantled body parts. Lol at that boy.

Anyway, I finally met up with my best friend after many full moons at her chalet. It was more than just mass orgy man. When you have a tiny room with 9 people in it and made one idiot crazy, it meant wrestling and random hitting of people with no particular reason. So they made me go loco cause they switched off the lights and I was really near to peeing on the sheets and got fucking pissed when they didn't want to switch them on. After much darkness, the lights came on and I started hitting people. Reason? I don't know too. I just hit them and had some swollen knuckles, pain in some nerve in the wrist and bruised shin. Pillows were flying everywhere and beds were stripped naked off their sheets. People[ash, xin yi, eng] were hiding one little corner fear of getting hit, people were apologizing to me for nothing. Major LOL. It was so funny. I lied about the mass orgy. Haha
Before that, we had Feng Yao screaming to have Big Breakfast. He went home later after learning we were all in deep slumber. No one knew he left.
Plans to go to Escape was a total dick cause it rain the moment we stepped out the gate and Darence predicted that, we just didn't care and insisted so he made us all LL. Well, he's too fat to squeeze back into the gate.

Bangla was still black, so no one cared about him. Haha. He was being very banglish for eating the most at Hei Sushi. Our table[bang, eng, rick and I] competed with the other table[darence, xin yi, grayson, ash, ah teck] for the most number of plates. Obviously our table won. With people like us in our table, it's unbeatable man. They were gorging and I was there, eating as usual like a dog. We had our Twin Tower of plats trashing the other table. Then I had half a mochi and many much watermelons. Haha. The buffet was $13.90++per pax, our table ate about $24++ per person. Hardcore eating man.
That was my little episode at Ash's chalet.


Once a pong a time, there was this pharkur who had an accident with Chris Brown. After all agreements, that pharkur had to compensate CB $300 and $800 worth of repairs and damage for 2 cars. That pharkur wasn't really happy so he went online and started blabbering and accused CB for slandering and cursing him with really words that are not very nice. Also, he had posted things about the workshop about carrot chopping him[overcharging] He created a fuss on a rather popular SG car forum and made this girl behind the screen very pharked'up after reading. So after much frustrations, this girl decided to kill that pharkur. The End.