PSST, IT'S JUST PRETENDING.

According to much info from people around school today, we're gonna get back our results in less than a week. Bunch of morons. When it was 1997, they had 6 months holiday. Dickettes, this sucks.

So I just realised that I am not one bit nervous about getting our results, like what Bob said, Que Sara Sara kind of thing. Either I do well, or I'm just gonna get some serious mocking from my brother, who's pretty much a dickhole, did pretty well. It pretty much scares me cause I think I'm the only one so cool about it. What, it's scary to be cool. LOL.

I'm currently very clueless and doubting about my unlikely 'succeedable' future. Therefore, I came up with a list full of what I'm able to do if I got really good results, and also, if I shuuckk ballssh.


Case Scenario 1. Huannnee got back results. Read expression on Miss Aljunied's face. Her very satisfied face. Knew she did pretty well, decided to take a look at results. Got single digit. Saw her future buying an island with 15 Lamborghini, 12 Ferrari, 20 really kick-ass motorcycles, a basketball stadium topped with a baseball stadium with 5 hot air balloons. With Jay-Z as my butler paying him $5000 a month. Maybe I'll have my own theme park. And Zoo like Michael J. and name it "Huannzors's Sanctuary". Her job? Mega superstar.

Case Scenario 2. Huannnee got back results. Read expression on Miss Aljunied's face. Her usual 'you-are-(fill in with very chim negative vocabulary)' face. Knew she did badly, decided to hide in the toilet to take a look at results. Got a double digit bigger than my age. Saw her future in a cardboard box and tattered clothes in a park, smoking ciggs taken from bins, eating leftovers from park litterbugs(those A.holes), and smelling like Darren's sweat.(Hahaha!) No shoes on, with really crazy hair. Curse and swear at Jay-z every time he appears on TV for making so much money.

Case Scenario 3. Huannnee got back results. Read expression on Miss Aljunied's face. Expressionless. Knew she did alright. Nothing fantastic. Plain Jane, getting plain results. She her future behind the desk as a clerk typing her day away from 9 to 5. Got married at the age 0f 27. Have 2 kids, a girl and a boy. A very boring husband. Quits her job to take care of kids. Very Auntish, enjoys talking about market discounts and other unrelated stuff with fellow parents. Cooks dinner at 6pm. Sleeps at 10pm.


Twilight and Stephenie Meyers is driving me loco. I'm left with 2 pages of New Moon left unread and it had been left unread for weeks. I have seizure attacks every time I think about not having Eclipse and Breaking Dawn cause to bookstores in SG is just pretty much as fail as popular. I was so desperate that I was close to downloading the E books or getting the books from Amazon.com. I don't wanna borrow them from anyone cause I wanted MY OWN. I feel brainwashed by Edward, and I love it.

Speaking of books, you guys should check out this book.I know the picture's a little bit big.

Well, this book totally kickass. It's the funniest book I've every read. Like the Twilight Saga, I'm going to get the whole collection of this really crazy book. Here's a sneak.

Click to read you dummy.