I want my ang pao!

Chinese new year is around the corner,
Clean your room and make sure your books are in order,
doing things to help your mother,
and play dota a little later.

Your grandma wants you to go to the temple on the eve's,
to "bo pit bo pit*" and hope your father strike 4D,
to make sure your brothers and sister won't be so naughty,
to make you study and earn big money.

20 people squeeze in a table for 3,
getting ready for a family feast.
fighting chopsticks and flying veggies,
mother embarrass you in front of everybody.

Stay up all night to watch the countdown,
celebrities from channel 8 acting like a bunch of clowns.
Filming fire cracker from china town,
hope it drops and burn the people around.

Woke up early and got the first ang pao.
Peeping inside to make sure it's more than a pound.
"Ah girl ah! go dress up now!"
Time to for my annual ang pao collection rounds=]

After a few days, I opened them all.
I counted them, hoping it's more than what I wished for,
Some cheapos just gave me $2 lor.
I hope daddy never give their daughter more.

Back to school and no one recognise you.
Your feet's so fat you can't even put on your shoe.
You remembered eating even though you're full.
Now you're in TAF and need to run after school.



Happy Chinese New, Freeks=]